“Statistics are recycled brainlessly because numbers add a sense of false authority.”

“Look, if the boy is cute-as-a-button but brainlessly boring, stick it out through coffee.”

“This, plus an ending so brainlessly upbeat it looks as if it was borrowed from a different movie, makes The Bone Collector the least impressive release of the week.”

“But even the funniest of these brainily ludicrous jokes sputter halfheartedly.”

“It will not prepare moviegoers in any way for the depths of lunacy this brainily stupid movie plumbs.”

“She reaches deep with delicate and knowing fingers to tug the filament of a brainily targeted emotion.”