“Patty's stock dropped in my eyes because here she was with this little douchy guy.”
“For the past couple of years I've performed as my alter ego Dave, the beer-soaked tossnut mentioned above, which has presented me with a scenario I never envisaged: fighting off women who love douchy men.”
“They're embarrassingly on the nose and incredibly douchey in their own self-satisfied cleverness.”
“He takes off and from that point on adopts the moronic and douchey tactic of picking up trampy girls in bars using his old wedding ring.”
“As such, the cultural marketplace is filled with pretentious imbeciles and their perfectly douchey works, and none of them coming close to achieving their lofty goals.”
