Or are we supposed to approach 2020 smelling of ordure, and sinking in swill? |
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Distilling that heap of ordure down to only ten nuggets of blackest filth takes work. |
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It was like watching a chimp trying to fashion a scale model of Michelangelo's David out of its own steaming ordure. |
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These sub-humans are attracted to the happiness of others like flies to ordure. |
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However, he is always cheerful, jokey and smiling, which I guess you have to be if you spend your day playing around in other peoples' ordure. |
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Civilization means living in cities and cities are confronted, in a way more dispersed settlements are not, with heaps of garbage and ordure. |
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That way they won't blow your cover when the ordure hits the air-conditioning. |
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Suddenly folk who pandered to his every whim are falling over themselves to add their deposit of ordure on his disgraced head. |
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But nor do I think it was quite the heap of steaming literary ordure that most reviewers found it to be. |
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Government inquiries and judicial tribunals have heaped further ordure upon this most conservative of professions. |
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I believe that we are doing much as people did in the Middle Ages, when they dumped their ordure on the streets and wondered why they got ill. |
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Oblivious to the splish-splash, Slingblades frankfurter fingers snatched the mop into action causing the tangled mophead to swoop on and smear the pigeon ordure. |
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Perhaps if one refrained from singing because you loved the sound of your voice, people would be less likely to scoop up ordure and fling it at your head. |
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The mud must at times have been nothing less than liquid ordure. |
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We shower, we smear and spray ourselves with product, we defecate into artfully designed porcelain which takes away the ordure invisibly and more or less odourlessly. |
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You couldn't fail to laugh when Big John completed his task of searching through a pile of ordure to secure ping-pong balls that allowed the housemates to get a drink. |
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Below its nearly slateless cow-sheds and tumbling iron-gated piggeries, a steep slope drained liquids from all ordure down to the pretty river. |
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