| Somehow I just knew some gleefully ignorant neckbeard would post that exact comment. |
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| In about a month the stunning neckbeard I already provide a home to could turn into a cascading waterfall of hair. |
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| If you're living in the post-20th century, there is really no good reason for you to have a neckbeard. |
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| If a neckbeard is accompanied by a ponytail, then the guy is either a good computer programmer or a bad musician. |
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| You don't even really need a college degree to do that, you can just be some mega neckbeard who knows a lot about computers. |
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| The people who wrote the myths knew a bit more about real violence than any neckbeard developers will ever know. |
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| If you weren't such a neckbeard you could see what the rest of the world sees. |
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| No woman with a healthy level of self-esteem is going to walk up to you and stroke your neckbeard while swooning. |
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| A neckbeard is like a wild, untamed wilderness located beneath one's chin. |
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| No, you don't have time to go home and get rid of your terrible neckbeard, she said. |
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| It's hard to find any comments section that doesnt have at least one sexist neckbeard moaning on about some sort of inequality in the gaming community and industry. |
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